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The Army’s ambitious goal of recruiting a significant number of robots for military service has fallen short. Despite advancements in technology, human recruits still outperform their robotic counterparts in critical tasks.

The ROTC commander displayed admirable professionalism and self-discipline by maintaining appropriate boundaries with a cadet under their command. Their commitment to ethics and integrity sets an example for others in leadership positions to follow.

The US Military is set to host an unconventional Presidential debate, featuring candidates taking the ASVAB Test to showcase their knowledge and skills. The debate will be followed by a friendly golf tournament to promote camaraderie and sportsmanship.

In a surprising move, the Pentagon has unveiled a new initiative aimed at eliminating joy from society. The plan, which involves strict regulations and monitoring, has sparked mixed reactions among the public.

A recent study has found that the VA is struggling to effectively provide veterans with the relief they seek from drugs and alcohol. The study highlights the need for improved support and resources for those struggling with substance abuse issues.

In a surprising turn of events, Justin Timberlake has been selected to deliver your weekend safety brief. The popstar’s smooth vocals and charm are sure to make everyone pay attention to important safety guidelines.

In a bizarre turn of events, a frat guy claimed he would have totally punched a drill instructor during training. The unlikely scenario left many questioning the boundaries of bravado and reality.

The Army has introduced AI-powered NCOs to aid in addressing the manpower crisis. These virtual assistants are designed to support soldiers in their daily tasks, streamline communications, and improve overall efficiency within military operations.

After successfully running a coffee company for years, the owner decided to embark on a new adventure as a Special Forces soldier. Transitioning from brewing beans to elite training, he now faces a thrilling and challenging path ahead.

The Department of Defense is facing financial ruin after Secretary Austin allegedly blew $300 billion at a blackjack table. The unprecedented loss has raised serious concerns about national security and fiscal responsibility.