Browsing: Satire

Duffel Blog, known for its satirical take on military news, could bring humor and wit to the VP debate moderation. With their unique perspective, they would keep things entertaining yet informative.

In a surprising turn of events, a guardsman has finally put an end to the age-old question of whether he would rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses. The solution? Use his training to outsmart them both.

In a surprising turn of events, Tim Walz has managed to win over a key demographic – the ‘guys who consider Kuwait a deployment’. This support could be a game changer in his bid for re-election.

In a bizarre turn of events, the Pentagon has announced that they are testing the viability of spray tan and Diet Coke as potential bulletproof materials. The strange combination has left many wondering about the future of military defense technology.

Gunny, the semi-literate parrot, has developed a peculiar habit of repeatedly saying the word “demure.” Despite his limited vocabulary, he seems to have taken a liking to this particular word and won’t stop using it. Owners are puzzled by his fascination with the term.

Every day is a challenge for Secret Service agent John as he navigates the chaos of protecting President Trump. “It’s like living in a school zone,” he says, constantly on edge as he monitors the ever-changing threats around him.

The Pentagon recently revealed that soldiers have been consuming cats and dogs for decades as part of their survival training. This revelation has sparked controversy and raised questions about ethical treatment of animals in the military.

The Berkeley Home Depot location has recently announced the addition of a 10% military surcharge to all purchases made by active duty and veteran service members. The decision has elicited mixed reactions from the community, with some applauding the gesture of support for the military, while others criticizing the added cost for those who have served our country.

On the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Al Qaeda organized a unique Honor Flight to New York City, signaling a possible shift in their tactics. The controversial event has sparked mixed reactions among the public and experts alike.

In an unexpected turn of events, Air Force One was forced to make an emergency landing at a Dairy Queen. The unusual pit stop left both staff and customers in awe as they witnessed the President step off the aircraft for an impromptu Blizzard break.