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In a surprising move, President Trump has chosen Fox News commentator Pete Hegseth as his pick for Secretary of Defense. Duffel Blog breaks down what this selection could mean for the future of the Department of Defense.

MEPS doctors warn recruits that sedentary lifestyles are detrimental to their supple bodies and soft skin. Regular physical activity is essential for maintaining health and strength during military training.

In the wake of increasing mass shootings, the Department of Defense faces a new challenge – recruiting quotas are taking a hit. Potential recruits are hesitant to join due to safety concerns, impacting military readiness.

Meet Sergeant Tanner, a patriotic soldier who loves America so much that he’s willing to overthrow the government to ensure its greatness. His extreme views have raised concerns among his peers and superiors, sparking a debate on loyalty and patriotism in the military.

In a surprising move, the US Marines have been granted permission to use their iconic “Knife Hands” as a form of voter identification. This decision has sparked mixed reactions among voters and military officials alike.

Every year, the Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony takes place to assign recruits to their respective military branches. The event is a time-honored tradition that ensures each individual is placed where they are best suited to serve their country.

Veterans in the audience of a comedy show found themselves experiencing intense flashbacks after the comedian’s set bombed. The sudden rush of anxiety and panic left some struggling to cope with painful memories from their past. This unexpected trigger serves as a reminder of the lasting impact of trauma on our veterans.

Lance Corporal Jones nervously tapped his foot as he waited for his relief. It had been 5 minutes past the designated time. His mind raced with worst-case scenarios. Was his replacement injured? Lost? Just running late? The uncertainty gnawed at him, leaving him restless and anxious.

In a move aimed at addressing the pilot shortage crisis, the Air Force has implemented a new policy requiring pilots to commit to a 20-year service term. This decision has sparked mixed reactions from within the aviation community.

As Command and Staff students eagerly prepare to wargame an upcoming civil war scenario, anticipation runs high. The simulation promises to test their strategic thinking and decision-making skills in a challenging and immersive environment.