Browsing: Satire

A heated altercation between a local marine recruiter and Congressman Matt Gaetz erupted over the recruitment of a high school senior. The brawl highlighted the ongoing debate over military recruitment in schools.

The Special Operations Forces are facing a major crisis as a POG terrorist has managed to stack more bodies than even a seasoned Green Beret. This unexpected turn of events has left many questioning the effectiveness of SOF training and tactics.

The satirical military news site, Duffel Blog, is taking a well-deserved holiday break to recharge their creative juices. While they’re away, readers can catch up on their hilarious articles and look forward to more comedic content upon their return.

Santa’s sleigh met its demise over New Jersey when it was hit by heavy anti-aircraft fire. Children around the world are left wondering how this will impact Christmas deliveries.

This holiday season, let’s come together to support a Fort Carson soldier in need. Your contribution can make a big difference in ensuring they have a warm meal on their plate. Join us in spreading love and kindness this season.

At the commissary, a retiree meticulously reads the entire label of Campbell’s Chunky Soup out loud, much to the amusement of fellow shoppers. With each ingredient pronounced with precision, he brings a whole new level of attention to detail in grocery shopping.

The Pentagon has stated that it cannot fulfill commands to attack fellow Americans due to insufficient funding. In a surprising revelation, the military’s capabilities are limited by financial constraints, raising questions about national security and domestic stability.

The new Department of Gov. Efficiency is looking for majors and staff NCOs to serve as military liaisons. This unique opportunity invites those with a passion for both public service and military operations to join a groundbreaking initiative in streamlining government processes.

Fox News host Pete Hegseth unveiled a new program, $HARP, aimed at addressing the issue of sexual assault within the military. The initiative will provide support and resources for victims, as well as implement stricter measures to prevent future incidents.

Incoming DNI Tulsi Gabbard is taking a strong stance against what she calls ‘fake’ intel linking her to Russia. Despite facing scrutiny, she remains determined to clear her name and focus on her new role in the administration.