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Opinion: The void left by an intentionally blank page can be seen as a deliberate act of defiance against the norm. Is it a statement or simply an oversight? The debate rages on.

In a surprising turn of events, Iran has reportedly threatened Israel with a new weapon called ‘Updog’. The nature of this mysterious weapon remains unknown, raising concerns about the growing tensions in the region.

As the political landscape shifts, the idea of a POG (Person of Gaming) Vice President is gaining traction. But is America truly ready for this unconventional choice? Let’s delve into the debate.

The recent airdrop of omelette MREs by the US to Gaza has sparked controversy and condemnation. Critics argue that such actions only serve to worsen tensions in the region, while supporters claim it is a humanitarian gesture. The US has yet to respond to the backlash.

Lieutenant Colonel Walz is facing a court martial for allegedly “veteraning while Democrat”. The accusations have sparked controversy within the military community, with many questioning the legality of prosecuting someone based on their political beliefs.

In a bold move that shocked his comrades, a courageous lance corporal mustered up the courage to ask his squad leader to step aside for the good of the country. This unexpected gesture of sacrifice left the entire unit speechless, showing the true essence of selflessness in times of uncertainty.

Lieutenant Smith shifted uncomfortably in his chair, wondering why he had been summoned to yet another meeting. As the discussion droned on, he couldn’t shake the feeling that he was somehow out of place in the room.

In a remarkable display of national pride, North Koreans have taken to the streets to celebrate their beloved leader, Kim Jong Un, winning every single Olympic gold medal. The nation’s unwavering support for their supreme leader knows no bounds as they cheer for his athletic achievements.

In a shocking display of strength and determination, the Secretary of Defense single-handedly defeated the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks. With sheer force and unwavering resolve, he crushed the terrorist’s skull with his bare hands, avenging the lives lost on that fateful day.

Project 2025 aims to decrease the number of veterans in the military by implementing new strategies for recruitment and retention. This initiative is expected to have a significant impact on the armed forces in the coming years.