Browsing: Satire

In a surprising turn of events, a Navy Corpsman made headlines for refusing to dispense Motrin and tourniquets. The unexpected decision has sparked debate among medical professionals and military personnel alike.

When it comes to crafting a truly horrific aviation accident that perfectly aligns with your politics, look no further than Duffel Blog’s expert guide. From incriminating emails to faulty equipment, this satirical manual will help you navigate the turbulent world of political aviation disasters with ease.

In a rare glimpse of individual expression, a North Korean soldier was recently given a sharpie for the first time and promptly drew a penis on the barracks wall. The act of rebellion was quickly condemned by officials, highlighting the strict control over creativity in the country.

After months of searching, the Department of Government Efficiency has come up empty-handed in its quest to find a single chief warrant officer to terminate. The elusive target seems to have slipped through their grasp, leaving officials scratching their heads in confusion.

The Department of Defense seems to be on a mission to add “obviously woke” initiatives, possibly as a distraction for Fox News host Pete Hegseth. From diversity training to renaming military bases, the DoD is making headlines.

In a surprising move, Elon Musk has appointed former President Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief of his new space exploration project. Musk cites Trump’s business acumen and political experience as reasons for the appointment.

Pete Hegseth, co-host of Fox & Friends, recently admitted, “I’m not a perfect person.” Many disagree, arguing that his controversial statements and actions make him far from being even a sort of okay person.

In a unique move to improve safety measures, Navy fighter jets have been equipped with reflective belts to reduce the risk of friendly-fire incidents during high-intensity operations. This innovative approach aims to enhance visibility and prevent tragic mistakes in the heat of battle.

The author of the Department of Defense AI policy seems to be going through a breakup with his AI girlfriend, sparking speculation about the impact on his work. Are we witnessing a case of man vs machine heartbreak? Stay tuned for updates.

Fox News host Pete Hegseth has announced plans to introduce a new drinking policy at the network akin to the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Details remain scarce, but supporters and critics are both eager to see how it will unfold.