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The Department of Defense is gearing up to brief incoming Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth on just who the heck Pete Hegseth is. As he prepares to take on this important role, it is crucial for him to have a complete understanding of his own background and qualifications.

In a tiny village outside Kyiv, war-torn survivors express relief and gratitude for Americans who voted their conscience in the recent election. Their struggles have not gone unnoticed, and they find solace in the support of those who stand up for justice and peace.

The Navy has introduced a new rating for sailors called “Concubine,” aimed at recognizing those skilled in diplomacy and cultural understanding. This move is set to enhance international relations and promote diversity within the ranks.

Mia Khalifa, the former adult film star turned sports commentator, is using her platform to raise awareness about veteran PTSD. Through various initiatives and collaborations, she is determined to make a difference and provide support for those who have served their country.

In a surprising move, President Trump has chosen Fox News commentator Pete Hegseth as his pick for Secretary of Defense. Duffel Blog breaks down what this selection could mean for the future of the Department of Defense.

MEPS doctors warn recruits that sedentary lifestyles are detrimental to their supple bodies and soft skin. Regular physical activity is essential for maintaining health and strength during military training.

In the wake of increasing mass shootings, the Department of Defense faces a new challenge – recruiting quotas are taking a hit. Potential recruits are hesitant to join due to safety concerns, impacting military readiness.

Meet Sergeant Tanner, a patriotic soldier who loves America so much that he’s willing to overthrow the government to ensure its greatness. His extreme views have raised concerns among his peers and superiors, sparking a debate on loyalty and patriotism in the military.

In a surprising move, the US Marines have been granted permission to use their iconic “Knife Hands” as a form of voter identification. This decision has sparked mixed reactions among voters and military officials alike.

Every year, the Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony takes place to assign recruits to their respective military branches. The event is a time-honored tradition that ensures each individual is placed where they are best suited to serve their country.