Browsing: Satire

Gunny, the semi-literate parrot, has developed a peculiar habit of repeatedly saying the word “demure.” Despite his limited vocabulary, he seems to have taken a liking to this particular word and won’t stop using it. Owners are puzzled by his fascination with the term.

Every day is a challenge for Secret Service agent John as he navigates the chaos of protecting President Trump. “It’s like living in a school zone,” he says, constantly on edge as he monitors the ever-changing threats around him.

The Pentagon recently revealed that soldiers have been consuming cats and dogs for decades as part of their survival training. This revelation has sparked controversy and raised questions about ethical treatment of animals in the military.

The Berkeley Home Depot location has recently announced the addition of a 10% military surcharge to all purchases made by active duty and veteran service members. The decision has elicited mixed reactions from the community, with some applauding the gesture of support for the military, while others criticizing the added cost for those who have served our country.

On the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Al Qaeda organized a unique Honor Flight to New York City, signaling a possible shift in their tactics. The controversial event has sparked mixed reactions among the public and experts alike.

In an unexpected turn of events, Air Force One was forced to make an emergency landing at a Dairy Queen. The unusual pit stop left both staff and customers in awe as they witnessed the President step off the aircraft for an impromptu Blizzard break.

As the world changes, so too do the dynamics of Gold Star families. Some wonder who will be the least supportive when tragedy strikes. The future holds uncertainty for these families, who grapple with conflicting expectations and emotions.

In a bizarre turn of events, five individuals tragically lost their lives while three others were hospitalized after a group of Airmen decided to try Meals Ready-to-Eat (MREs) on a dare. The incident has left the community in shock and raised questions about the risks of such reckless behaviors.

In a surprising twist, a Navy corpsman is recommending sailors to masturbate into clean, dry socks as an alternative to disposing of bodily fluids in the ocean. Is this unorthodox suggestion a stroke of genius or just plain strange? Let’s dive deeper into the socks saga.

President Trump faced backlash after being caught sneaking in a quick nine holes at Arlington National Cemetery. Critics decried his lack of respect for the hallowed grounds.