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The Secretary of Defense shocked the nation when he revealed that his accidental text containing a dick pic was meant for someone else, not as classified war plans. The embarrassing mistake has left many questioning the security of sensitive information in the government.

In a recent report, it has been revealed that Lieutenant Smith just won’t stop talking about IPAs. Colleagues have expressed mixed feelings about his incessant rants on the popular craft beer.

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The Department of Defense has announced that TRANSCOM is now officially known as PENISORVAGINACOM, in compliance with new Presidential Directives. The change aims to better reflect the agency’s mission and values.

The Pentagon is actively recruiting Black individuals for exciting opportunities as cooks and truck drivers. These positions offer unique challenges and the chance to serve their country in a meaningful way.

Fox News host Pete Hegseth has sparked controversy by ordering the military to paint a large ‘Z’ on all vehicles. The reasoning behind this new directive remains unknown, leaving many puzzled and intrigued.

In a bizarre and aggressive move, the VA Secretary has promised to punch every veteran in the nutsack personally. This shocking declaration has left many questioning the Secretary’s sanity and leadership abilities.

In a groundbreaking move, the Pentagon has announced the establishment of a Task Force of Task Forces to coordinate and streamline the multitude of task forces operating within the organization. This innovative approach aims to improve efficiency and effectiveness in addressing complex national security challenges.

Satan paced nervously in his fiery domain, his latest acquisition, JD Vance’s soul, causing him unease. He couldn’t shake the feeling that he may have overpaid for a soul that lacked the darkness he desired.

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